A Good Bookshop Is Just A Genteel Black Hole That Knows How To Read.
A good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read.
-- Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!
All dwarfs are by nature dutiful, serious, literate, obedient and thoughtful people whose only minor failing is a tendency, after one drink, to rush at enemies screaming "Arrrrrrgh!
and axing their legs off at the knee. -- Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!...
A good amulet may protect you against guards.
Royal guards do it in uniforms.
How many Chinese Red Guards -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
10,000 - to give the bulb a cultural revolution....
How many Honor Guards -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
22, one to screw it in, 21 to shoot the bulb....
Quis custodiet ipsos Custodes? [Who guards the Guardians?]
Stalagmites: Miniature German prison guards. -- Spike Milliga
Everybody knows that the dice are loaded. Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed.
Everybody knows the war is over. Everybody knows the good guys lost....