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• The gods of the Disc have never bothered much about judging the souls of the dead, and so people only go to hell if that's where they believe, in their deepest heart, that they deserve to go.
  Which they won't do if they don't know about it. This explains why it is so important to shoot missionaries on sight....
• The less things change, the more they stay the same.
• Terry Pratchett has a hatchet, never even used once.
  Until a publisher came along, and called him a bit of a dunce....
• A good bookshop is just a genteel Black Hole that knows how to read.
  -- Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!...
• It's fifteen hundred miles to Ankh-Morpork" he said.
  We've got three hundred and sixty three elephants, fifty carts of forage, the monsoon's about to break and we're wearing ....
• The more things change, the more they'll never be the same again.
• The more things change, the more they stay insane.