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• What is this line of duty, and suffering? You are not supposed to suffer if you are an assassin.
  The other person is supposed to suffer. -- Chiun, glory of the name of Sinanju, teacher of the youth from outside Sinanju named Remo....
• End? What end? You whites will be with us forever. -- Chiun, Master of Sinanju
• Your entire race is crazy. -- Chiun to Remo
• Watches are a confidence trick invented by the Swiss.
  -- Chiun, in "Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins......
• Christmas is the time of year when the ghost of Jesus rises up from the grave and we must all sing Christmas carols to lull him back to sleep.
• Jesus rose from the dead and the apostles came unto him saying "How's Elvi
• I killed Jesus just to watch him bleed. Have a nice day.
• Kirk: You want to hear a secret, everybody? Luanne loves it, _loves_ it when I fail.
  Luanne: Oh yes, Kirk. I _love_ having to borrow money from my sister....
• Jesus loves you but everyone else thinks you're a loser.