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• Watches are a confidence trick invented by the Swiss.
  -- Chiun, in "Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins......
• For the love of Jesus, Mr. Chiun." "Now you've done it.
  "For Jesus? Oh, no. We never got a day's work from Him....
• What is this line of duty, and suffering? You are not supposed to suffer if you are an assassin.
  The other person is supposed to suffer. -- Chiun, glory of the name of Sinanju, teacher of the youth from outside Sinanju named Remo....
• In the end, who cares? -- Remo William
• Love your enemies. It'll make 'em crazy.
• The human race likes to give itself airs. One good volcano can produce more greenhouse gases in a year that the human race has in its entire history.
  -- Ray Bradbury...
• You may be redneck... if your home library is a entire set of TV Guides.
• Gnash your teeth more - you're not quite crazy enough!
• May your jar of vaseline turn out to be crazy glue.