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• For there 's nae luck about the house, There 's nae luck at a'
  There 's little pleasure in the house When our gudeman 's awa'....
• We don't have Sarcasm on our planet...
• Set your course for our home planet of Alderaan.
• Strange, when you think of it, that of all the countless folks who have lived before our time on this planet not one is known in history or legend as having died of laughter.
  -- Sir Max Beerbohm...
• This planet is our home. If we destroy the planet, we've destroyed our home, so it is fundamentally important.
  -- H. Ross Pero...
• If we are still here to witness the destruction of our planet some five billion years or more hence
  hen we will have achieved something so unprecedented in the history of life that we should be willing to sing our swansong with joy-- *sic transit gloria mundi*....
• The weather is the part of this planet's career that we can notice in our back yards.
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• Four fifths of the perjury in the world is expended on tombstones, women and competitors.
  -- Lord Thomas Dewa...