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• My life is like one long obstacle course with me being the chief obstacle. -- Jack Paa
• Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery. -- Jack Paa
• One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse.
  Oh, no," I said, "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke....
• ONE THING KIDS LIKE is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to a burned-out warehouse.
  Oh, oh," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a pretty good joke....
• To restore a sense of reality, I think Walt Disney should have a Hardluckland. -- Jack Paa