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• To restore a sense of reality, I think Walt Disney should have a Hardluckland. -- Jack Paa
• SMILEY 8(:-) Walt Disney
• I think the monkeys at the zoo should have to wear sunglasses so they can't hypnotize you.
  -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
• I think there probably should be a rule that if you're talking about how many loaves of bread a bullet will go through, it's understood that you mean lengthwise loaves.
  Otherwise, it makes no sense. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I've ever known. -- Walt Disney (1901-1966)
• I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I've ever known. -- Walt Disney
• I don't have a weird sense of humor. Your reality is just weird.
• I'm not crazy. I just have a unique sense of reality.
• I think when you go on trial they should have a parrot there that says guilty or not guilty for you, as a sort of courtesy.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...