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• I had to stop driving my car for a while...the tires got dizzy. -- Steven Wrigh
• I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn't have to go so fast.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it is.
  Every once in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I say, "I think I might have written that....
• I can remember the first time I had to go to sleep.
  Mom said, "Steven, time to go to sleep." I said, "But I don't know how....