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• The only thing a Beer tells you is when it's time to go to the bathroom.
• The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you are in the bathroom.
• home machine n. 1. Syn. home box. 2. The machine that receives your email.
  These senses might be distinct, for example, for a hacker who owns one computer at home, but reads email at work....
• home machine: n. 1. Syn. {home box}. 2. The machine that receives your email.
  These senses might be distinct, for example, for a hacker who owns one computer at home, but reads email at work....
• Engineers ... Always *changin'* things ... It's like a Dam' *Computer Center* in here .
  .. -- Leonard E. McCoy, M.D....
• crayola books n. The rainbow series of National Computer Security Center (NCSC) computer security standards (see Orange Book).
  Usage: humorous and/or disparaging....
• Hugs don't feel as good on the computer.
• Mathematicians stand on eaach other's shoulder, Computer Scientists stand on each other's toes.
  -- someone on the net (please email attribution), about look&feel lawsui...
• Strange faces peering out from the bathroom can be pretty frightening if you are not in good health or spirits.
  -- Robert Benchley...