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The Only Thing A Beer Tells You Is When It's Time To Go To The Bathroom.
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The only thing a Beer tells you is when it's time to go to the bathroom.
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The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you are in the bathroom.
A beer will only come when you want it to. -- Men vs. Bee
Q. Why should you always take 2 Baptists with you when you go fishing?
A. Because if you only take 1, he'll drink all your beer!...
When Beer is Outlawed only Outlaws will brew Beer.
Reality happens when you don't make it to the bathroom.
The only thing have to burp is beer itself.
The only thing that is faithful is a beer... -- Cliff and Norm.
The only thing we have to fear is no more beer.
Rule of Feline Frustration: When your cat has fallen asleep on your lap and looks utterly content and adorable, you will suddenly have to go to the bathroom.
