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• MegaHertz: a VERY large car rental company.
• This rental car is so small, I can't see the gas gauge...
• Santa uses 'The Club' in New York, a vest in Florida.
• Our neighborhood is different. We did have a great neighborhood watch going on, but she finally pulled down the shades.
  Actually, the area is a little rough. Our last beauty contest featured Miss Main Street, and featured a bullet proof vest category....
• Hi, my name is Rover. I'll paint your car yellow for free.
• From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo: When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn.
  Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor....
• The proof that IBM didn't invent the car is that it has a steering wheel and an accelerator instead of spurs and ropes, to be compatible with a horse.
  -- Jac Goudsmi...
• My other car is a police car.