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  ' I said, 'See this thing my foot is on? It's called an accelerator....
• MegaHertz: a VERY large car rental company.
• Florida rental car special: A free bullet-proof vest with each car.
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  I still have him, in fact. As you can see, the damage was not so great as they say....
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  The police stopped me for speeding. They said, "Why were you going so fast?...
• Homer: I'm going to have to shut it down myself. Fat, don't fail me now!
  [jumps in car; tires blow out] D'oh!...