Next, We Take Some Toilet Paper, Tear Off Some Teensy Little Squares, And Stick One There.

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Next, we take some toilet paper, tear off some teensy little squares,
and stick one there... and there... and any place you're bleeding...
there... and there... Don't worry, the blood will hold it right on
your face.
-- Homer teaches Bart how to shave, "One Fish, Two Fish,
Blowfish, Blue Fish"

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