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• You auto buy now.
• Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking. -- Murphy's laws on sex
• Have you heard about the new Super Sensitive condoms ?
  they hang about after the man leaves and talk to the woman. -- Elayne Boosler....
• It always makes you feel a little uneasy when people start treating you with consideration and respect, because then you've got to wonder if they know something you don't know about your health.
• Haven't you heard about the BIG HUNGRY BEAR?
• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• Bet you wonder how I knew about your plan to make me blue with some other guy that you knew before.
  Between both guys you know I love you more. It took me by surprise, I must say, when I found out yesterday....
• It makes sense, when you don't think about it.