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• TARDIS Express: When it absolutely, positively has to be there yesterday.
• Quantum Express: When you absolutely, positively, don't know where it's going or when it needs to be there.
• X windows: You'd better sit down. Don't laugh. It could be YOUR thesis project.
  Why do it right when you can do it wrong? Live the nightmare....
• The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C,' the idea must be feasible.
  A Yale University management professor in response to Fred Smith's paper proposing reliable overnight delivery service....
• The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a "C," the idea must be feasible.
  -- A Yale University management professor in response to Fred Smith's paper -- proposing reliable overnight delivery service....
• Email: when it absolutely, positively has to get lost at the speed of light.
• AIR COURIERS do it all over the world in big je
• POST OFFICE WORKERS do it overnight, guaranteed for $8.90