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• Electronic Mail: For when you absolutely, positively, have to lose important documents at the speed of light.
  -- Anon....
• TARDIS Express: When it absolutely, positively has to be there yesterday.
• Quantum Express: When you absolutely, positively, don't know where it's going or when it needs to be there.
• FEDERAL EXPRESS COURIERS will absolutely, positively do it overnight.
• Light speed! Ridiculous speed! Ludicrous speed!
• TTR is a trademark of Trans-Temporal Research: When it ABSOLUTELY has to be there yesterday...TTR.
• X windows: You'd better sit down. Don't laugh. It could be YOUR thesis project.
  Why do it right when you can do it wrong? Live the nightmare....
• ESL Exceed Speed of Ligh