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• FEDERAL EXPRESS COURIERS will absolutely, positively do it overnight.
• Quantum Express: When you absolutely, positively, don't know where it's going or when it needs to be there.
• Email: when it absolutely, positively has to get lost at the speed of light.
• Electronic Mail: For when you absolutely, positively, have to lose important documents at the speed of light.
  -- Anon....
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• Cthulhu: Classic American Gothic Horror from the 1920-30's...
• TTR is a trademark of Trans-Temporal Research: When it ABSOLUTELY has to be there yesterday...TTR.
• X windows: You'd better sit down. Don't laugh. It could be YOUR thesis project.
  Why do it right when you can do it wrong? Live the nightmare....