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• Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.
• I can pet animals by the mouthful.
• May you never sneeze backwards!
• Cooking Spaghetti: Al Dente
• I was standing in the kitchen one day, fixing a sandwich or something, when suddenly I heard a very distinct "sneeze" emanate from the fridge.
  Naturally curious, I opened the door and scrutinized the various food items....
• paghetti cable cause packet failure
• Spaghetti code means job security.
• Five milliseconds after beginning to chew a mouthful of food, the waiter will arrive and ask if it tastes OK.
  He will be unable to interpret hasty nods of the head, thumbs-up gestures, or words from your spouse, and will wait, staring at you like a stunned ox, until you have chewed, swallowed, and allayed his fears yourself...
• kangaroo code n. Syn. spaghetti code.