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• Natalie's Law of Algebra: You never catch on until after the test.
• x | n : \ (e) = -+- (u) : | |
  _/ | : :(i.e. the integral of e to the x is equal to the function of u to the n) ...
• All men look like geeks for a period of 72 hours following a haircut.
• People want to take sex education out of the schools.
  They believe sex education causes promiscuity--if you have the knowledge, you use it....
• HAKMEM /hak'mem/ n. MIT AI Memo 239 (February 1972).
  A legendary collection of neat mathematical and programming hacks contributed by many people at MIT and elsewhere....
• Ok, folks, some of you insist that math is an exact science
  hat algebra is much the same, and all that kind of stuff, so tell me, will you, how can three squares a day at the feed box make a person so round?...
• The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can.
• Algebra? Isn't that a seaweed undergarment?
• TROGLODYTE, n. Specifically, a cave-dweller of the paleolithic period, after the Tree and before the Flat.
  A famous community of troglodytes dwelt with David in the Cave of Adullam....