Related:

• Mars's Rule: An expert is anyone from out of town.
• Expert, n.: Someone who comes from out of town and shows slides.
• An expert is a mechanic away from home.
• One claim for the value of the British monarchy is that its existence precludes anyone from aspiring to absolute rule.
  I have a theory that the American presidency serves a similar purpose, precluding anyone from managing the government....
• IN MY OPINION anyone interested in improving himself should not rule out becoming pure energy.
  -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988....
• Anyone who disagrees is a Fascist. -- Liberal Rule # 4
• Anyone who disagrees is unAmerican. -- Conservative Rule #2
• STARTLING EVIDENCE: LISP came from Mars? -- "National Computer Science Enquire