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• Opinions are like assholes -- everyone's got one, but nobody wants to look at the other guy's.
  -- Hal Hickma...
• Opinions are like assholes - everyones got one, but nobody wants to look at the other guy's.
  Hal Hickma...
• Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike.
  The first is, we both like to spread our "stink" around....
• One thing I like about mountain climbing is that there are always plenty of excuses for turning back before disaster strikes.
  -- Edward Abbey...
• Locutus: "Your resistence is hopeless...Number One.
  -- "The Best Of Both Worlds Part II", Stardate Unknow...
• Hello everybody, and welcome to the finale of what has already been a stirring afternoon of miniature golf.
  The cream has risen. The wheat has bid farewell to the chaff....
• Several excuses are always less convincing than one. -- Aldous Huxley
• A one by one matrix has one column and one row, and the same number in both.