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• All persons, living or dead, are purely coincidental, and should not be construed.
  -- Kurt Vonnegut 117. A faithful dog will always stay with you And laugh with you --or cry-- He'll gladly starve to stay with you Nor ever reason why....
• Cursor: What you turn into when you can't get your computer to perform as in "You $
  #$%c% computer!...
• WINDOWS: What you throw your computer out of.
• Boot- What your friends give you because you spend too much time bragging about your computer skills.
• Looking for a little excitement? Well, you can get a really big charge out of using your credit card just a time or two too often.
• And when with envy Time, transported, Shall think to rob us of our joys, You 'll in your girls again be courted, And I 'll go wooing in my boys.
  -- Thomas Percy (1728-1811) -- Winifreda (1720)...
• When you get to the point where you really understand your computer system it's probably obsolete.
• Homer: [sleepy] Must...protect...sugar. Thieves everywhere.
  The strong must protect the sweet...the sweet....
• Just remember: when you go to court, you are trusting your fate to twelve people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty!