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• Bother! said Pooh, as he had Eeyore for dinner.
• The speaker rose to speak after dinner and said " You have given your attention to a turkey stuffed with sage, and now you are asked to give your attention to a sage stuffed with turkey.
• My modem can beat up your modem!
• This is your modem on drugs!
• Once at a dinner party when he was a young man, Winston Churchill, who at the time had a moustache, was seated next to an older woman.
  She said to him, "Young man, I care neither for your politics nor for your moustache....
• A cousin of mine once said about money, money is always there but the pockets change
  it is not in the same pockets after a change, and that is all there is to say about money....
• Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. -- Fran Lebowitz
• Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying. LEBOWITZ