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• A cousin of mine once said about money, money is always there but the pockets change
  it is not in the same pockets after a change, and that is all there is to say about money....
• If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.
  -- Will Roge...
• If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.
  -- The Best of Will Roge...
• Most people exhibit what political scientists call "the conservatism of the peasantry.
  Don't lose what you've got. Don't change. Don't take a chance, because you might end up starving to death....
• Money talks...but all mine keeps saying is "goodbye
• WALLET Small container for carrying vital items such as credit cards, money, etc.
  Wallets traditionally vanish from your person at the most inconvenient time, resulting in you making a futile tour of your pockets looking for it, despite knowing full well you've left it at home....
• Sure, money talks. All mine ever says is "Bye-bye".
• Inspector: Mr. Burns, in twenty years, I have never seen such a shoddy, deplorable.
  .. Burns: Oh, look! Some ... careless person has left thousands and thousands of dollars just lying here on my ....
• MAC: Money Always Cou