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• Rumor travels faster, but it doesn't stay put as long as truth.
  -- William Rogers, The Illiterate Dige...
• It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was someone else.
  -- Roge...
• Sooner or later, everything becomes too important to let someone else handle it.
• Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent. -- Fred Alle
• Marge: I hope you realize now that violence on TV may be funny, but it's not so funny when that violence is happening to you.
  Bart: [smug] But it _would_ be funny to someone who was watching us....
• An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's. -- Will Roge