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• My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. -- Woody Alle
• I had an unusual case of crabs. Most people get that from someone else who has it already.
  I got it directly from a crabmeat cocktail. -- Ed Bluestone...
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• Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else.
  -- Will Rogers, "The Illiterate Digest", 1924...