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• Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything?
  If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth....
• Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything?
  If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth....
• Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else.
  -- Will Rogers, "The Illiterate Digest", 1924...
• Government spending? I don't know what it's all about.
  I don't know any more about this thing than an economist does, and, God knows, he doesn't know much....
• Government spending? I don't know what it's all about.
  I don't know any more about this thing than an economist does, and, God knows, he doesn't know much....
• Anybody know some good Mark jokes?