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• Everyone wants to be noticed, but no one wants to be stared at. -- Law of Human Quirk
• Everyone wants a bus service to their door, but no one wants a bus service in their street.
• No one wants war.
• Opinions are like assholes -- everyone's got one, but nobody wants to look at the other guy's.
  -- Hal Hickma...
• No one has ever loved anyone the way everyone wants to be loved. -- Mignon McLaughli
• The future is like heaven - everyone exalts it, but no one wants to go there now.
  -- James Baldwin, "Nobody Knows My Name", 1961...
• Everyone wants results, but no one is willing to do what it takes to get them. -- Dirty Harry
• Remember, DESSERT is spelled with two `s's while DESERT is spelled with one, because EVERYONE wants two desserts, but NO ONE wants two deserts.
  -- Miss Oglethorp, Gr. 5, PS. 59...