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• Fairy tale: A horror story to prepare children for the newspapers.
• Bart: Grandpa, why don't you tell us a story? You've led an interesting life.
  Abe: [resentfully] That's a lie and you know it!...
• This is the story of four people named Everybody, Somebody Anybody and Nobody.
  There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it....
• The secret of being a bore is to tell everybody.
• Troy: I'm here to tell you about `Spiffy!', the twenty-first-century stain remover.
  Let's meet the inventor, Dr. Nick Riviera. Nick: Thank you, Troy!...
• He's got a magnet. Everybody BACKUP!
• Scott's got a magnet! Everybody BACKUP!
• Fairy Tale, n.: A horror story to prepare children for the newspapers.