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• A Los Angeles ordinance forbids a person to have a hippopotamus in his possession.
• With all the talent around, it's sort of amazing that a woman could be up here with us.
  -- Ralph Kiner [on introducing an award winner]...
• With all the talent around, it's sort of amazing that a woman could be up here with us.
  -- Ralph Kiner, on introducing an award winne...
• Los Angeles Pachyderms: L.A. Fu
• Groundhog Day has been observed only once in Los Angeles because when the groundhog came out of its hole, it was killed by a mudslide.
  -- Johnny Carso...
• Perhaps there is no life after death...There's just Los Angeles.
• Everybody in Los Angeles is in therapy. It's a good thing they don't have parking spaces for the emotionally handicapped.
  There'd be no place to park. -- Jackson Perdue...
• The morning djs on KROQ 106.7 in Los Angeles have written a country tune which they call "I Hate Every Bone in Your Body Except Mine.
• I shot an arrow into the air, and it stuck. -- Graffito in Los Angele