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• A conservative sees a man drowning fifty feet from shore.
  The conservative throws the man a rope 25 feet long and tells the man to start swimming, all the while wondering where he is going to send the bill for the 25 feet of rope used in this effort....
• You would toss a drowning man both ends of a rope.
• The UNIX philosophy basically involves giving you enough rope to hang yourself.
  And then a couple of feet more, just to be sure....
• Unix gives you just enough rope to hang yourself -- and then a couple of more feet, just to be sure.
  -- Eric Allman ... We make rope. -- Rob Gingell on Sun Microsystem's new virtual memory....
• Homer: Hey, you guys aren't from around here, are you?
  Man 1: Ach, nein. We are from Chermany. He is from ze East....
• Krusty sails out of view] Lisa: What about the great feeling you get from knowing you're better than regular people?
  Bart: What about being an illiterate clown who's still more respected than all the educators in the country put together!...
• Did you ever hear someone say this: "It was more fun than a barrel of monkeys"?
  Did you ever smell a barrel of monkeys? -- Steve Bluestei...
• If you owe the bank $100, that's your problem. If you owe the bank $
  100 million, that's the bank's problem. -- John Paul Getty...
• DEADWOOD: Anyone in your company who is more senior than you are.