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• You know you're getting fat when you can pinch an inch on your forehead. -- John Mendoza
• You know you should be swimming when . . . Cats start following you around even when you *aren't* carrying groceries.
• You know you are overweight when you get on a talking scales in the Mall and it says "One at a time, please.
• When a room shakes, Californians instinctively look up.
• There's no sense in being precise when you don't even know what you're talking about.
  -- John von Neuma...
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• There's no use being precise about something when you don't even know what you're talking about.
  -- John von Neuma...