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• On-Line: Programmer trying to deal rationally on phone with management at 9pm.
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• Access Time: The time between the instant at which information is called for, and the instant at which management expects the final report.
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• External Storage: Wastebasket. -- Computing Definitio
• Error: What someone else has made when they disagree with your computer output.
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• Library: An organized collection of obsolete material. -- Computing Definitio
• Assembler: One who drops his card deck. -- Computing Definitio
• Bit: The increment by which programmers slowly go mad. -- Computing Definitio
• Chaining: A method of attaching programmers to desk, to speed up output. -- Computing Definitio
• Checkpoint: The location from which a programmer draws his salary. -- Computing Definitio