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Avoid The End-of-the-year Rush. Fail Your Exams Now.
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Avoid the end-of-the-year rush. Fail your exams now.
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Second Law of Final Exams: In your toughest final -- for the first time all year -- the most distractingly attractive student in the class will sit next to you.
In your toughest final-- for the first time all year-- the most distractingly attractive student in the class will sit next to you.
-- Second Law of Final Exam...
End rush-hour traffic now! Legalize vehicular weaponry.
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