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• Kent: Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charges that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down eighty percent, while heavy sack-beatings are up a shocking nine hundred percent?
  Homer: Aw, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent....
• Math illiteracy affects eight out of every five people.
• Ninety-eight percent of American homes have TV sets--which means the people in the other two percent of the households have to generate their own sex and violence.
  -- Franklin P. Jone...
• Adil: How can you defend a country where five percent of the people control ninety-five percent of the wealth?
  Lisa: I'm defending a country where people can think and act and worship any way they want....
• The following appeared in a health magazine. "It has long been believed that getting at least eight hours of sleep a night is good for health.
  But a recent six-year study of adult sleeping habits found that people who reported sleeping eight or more hours a night had a higher rate of certain health problems than did those who reported sleeping seven hours a night....
• Four out of five doctors agree that Clinton's lying.
• Four out of five doctors agree that Hillary's lying.
• Ninety-nine percent of all failures come from people who have the habit of making excuses.
  -- George Washington Carve...
• It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four percent of the people.
  -- Gore Vidal...