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• Psychiatrists tell us one out of every five people is completely disturbed.
  And the reason is the other four are nuts. -- Dave Asto...
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• Three out of five people aren't the other two.
• Four out of five people think the fifth one is an idiot.
• The lottery is just a tax on people who are bad at math.
• Call this number for illiteracy: 555-READ
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