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• God helps those who have 7 percent mortgages. -- Poor Jimmy's Almanac
• I shall never ask, never refuse, never resign nor ever not run for re-election.
  -- Poor Jimmy's Almanac...
• Neither a borrower nor a lender be; For loan oft loses both itself and friend, And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry.
  This above all: to thine own self be true, And it must follow, as the night the day, Thou canst not then be false to any man....
• Some are weatherwise, some are meteorologists. -- Poor Jimmy's Almanac
• Idleness and pride tax with a heavier hand than kings and parliaments, which is why we need a productivity rebate.
  -- Poor Jimmy's Almanac...
• An empty bag cannot win in New York. -- Poor Jimmy's Almanac
• Eat to live, and not on thy Diner's Club Card. -- Poor Jimmy's Almanac
• Experience keeps a dear school, but it's a hell of a campaign tactic. -- Poor Jimmy's Almanac