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• He that riseth late is not campaigning in New York today. -- Poor Jimmy's Almanac
• It is hard for an empty bag to stand upright.
  -- Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790) -- Maxims prefixed to Poor Richard's Almanac, 1757...
• Some are weatherwise, some are meteorologists. -- Poor Jimmy's Almanac
• Remember that time in office is money in the campaign fund. -- Poor Jimmy's Almanac
• The cat in gloves can do the pruning in the Rose Garden. -- Poor Jimmy's Almanac
• When the well is dry, we know the worth of oil. -- Poor Jimmy's Almanac
• Eat to live, and not on thy Diner's Club Card. -- Poor Jimmy's Almanac
• Experience keeps a dear school, but it's a hell of a campaign tactic. -- Poor Jimmy's Almanac
• Don't throw stones at your neighbors, if you expect to buy their natural gas.
  -- Poor Jimmy's Almanac...