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• it has Intel Inside
• Only a fool has no doubts.
• The District of Columbia has a law forbidding you to exert pressure on a balloon and thereby cause a whistling sound on the streets.
• Bart: Unkie Herb, can I spit over the side? Herbe
  Heh heh heh. I love this kid. Hock your brains out!...
• Perhaps the male has become an artist in the creation of many hidden ways of killing himself.
  -- Herb Goldberg, The Hazards Of Being Male...
• He that teaches himself has a fool for a master. FRANKLIN
• It has been said that there is no fool like an old fool, except a young fool.
  But the young fool has got to grow up to be an old fool, before he can realize what a damn fool he was when he was a young fool....