Drive carefully in "Heavy Fallout" areas; people could be staggering illegally.
-- Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence
-- Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence
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1. Never use an elevator in a building that has been hit by a
nuclear bomb,
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problems.
Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear... - Never use an elevator in a building that has been hit by a nuclear
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