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• Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence (1) Never use an elevator in a building that has been hit by a nuclear bomb
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• Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence 1. Never use an elevator in a building that has been hit by a nuclear bomb, use the stairs.
  2. When you're flying through the air, remember to roll when you hit the ground....
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  -- Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence...
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• Never use an elevator in a building that has been hit by a nuclear bomb
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• Put your hand over your mouth when you sneeze; internal organs will be scarce in the post-nuclear age.
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• Accumulate mannequins now; spare parts will be in short supply on D-Day.
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• Nutritionally, hundred dollar bills are equal to ones, but more sanitary due to limited circulation.
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