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• MVS may be slow... but you sure need to know a lot to use it.
• Can you say "Quality" in Japanese? Sure you can. -- Mister Rodge
• I hope that after I die, people will say of me: ``That guy sure owed me a lot of money.
  '' -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• Homer: I think Lisa needs another push on her new tire swing!
  Lisa: No, Dad, I want to get down. This tire is filthy and the steel belts are poking me....
• Sure, drinking kills brain cells, but only the weak ones.
• I think the Europeans are hostile toward the English because the English have some irritating habits--the habit, for instance, of ending sentences with questions that sound like reprimand
  You say it's difficult for you to tell because you haven't read the survey?...
• If it takes a lot of words to say what you have in mind, give it more thought. -- Dennis Roch
• When I was in college, there were a lot of four-letter words you couldn't say in front of girls.
  Now you can say them. But you can't say "girls"....