Drinking and driving do not mix. Besides, even when you are just sitting in
the car, the gasoline tastes terrible.
the car, the gasoline tastes terrible.
Related:
- Gunpowder and alcohol DO mix -
but it tastes awful... - When you discover you are dead,
avoid driving a car... - A New Yorker was driving through Berkeley when he saw a big crowd gathered
by the side of the street.
Curiousity got the better of him and he leaned out... - Wadlow: [lifts Nelson out of the sewer by his head]
Do you find something comical about my appearance when I'm
driving my automobile?
Nelson: Yeah. Wadlow: Everyone needs to drive a vehicle... - Q: How do you tell that your roommate's gay?
A:
When his cock tastes like shit... - Q: How do you tell that your roommate's gay?
A:
When his cock tastes like shit... - Progress results when you mix persistence with
purpose... - We three drunks from Omaha are
Spending Christmas eve in a car.
Driving, Drinking, glasses clinking; Who needs a lousy... - Christmas time is here, by Golly; Kill the turkeys,
ducks and chickens; Disapproval would be folly; Mix...
