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• This tagline stolen from Mad magazine.
• Chorus: Grandma got run over by a reindeer, Walking home from our house Christmas eve.
  You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as for me and Grandpa, we believe!...
• Live from Omaha - ... I'm bored!!!
• Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in The Holiday Seaso
  hat very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing centuries-old traditions such as trying to find a parking space at the mall....
• Drinking and driving do not mix. Besides, even when you are just sitting in the car, the gasoline tastes terrible.
• Support DAMM--Drunks Against Mad Mothers!
• A.A.A.A.A.: An organization for drunks who drive