We three drunks from Omaha are
Spending Christmas eve in a car.
Driving, Drinking, glasses clinking;
Who needs a lousy bar?
-- Mad Magazine
Spending Christmas eve in a car.
Driving, Drinking, glasses clinking;
Who needs a lousy bar?
-- Mad Magazine
Related:
- This tagline stolen from Mad
magazine... - Chorus:
Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
Walking home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa, But as... - Live from Omaha - ...
I'm bored!!... - Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in The Holiday Season,
that very special time of year when we join with our... - Drinking and driving do not mix. Besides, even when you are just sitting in
the car,
the gasoline tastes terrible... - Support DAMM-
Drunks Against Mad Mothers... - A.A.A.A.A.:
An organization for drunks who...
From the same category:
- Oh, I don't blame Congress. If I had $600 billion at my disposal,
I'd be irresponsible, too. -- Lichty... - Helicopter pilots do it with
autorotation... - There is a California state law that says All employees of
Apple Computer,
Inc., must take either the Myers-Briggs Personality... - It's better to be looked over than overlooked.
- Mae... - Others will look to you for stability,
so hide when you bite your nails...
