Alien: Greetings. I Am Kang. Do Not Be Frightened.

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Alien: Greetings. I am Kang. Do not be frightened. We mean you no
Marge: You, you speak English.
Alien: I am actually speaking Rigelian. By an astonishing coincidence,
both of our languages are exactly the same.
-- The Simpsons are abducted by aliens,
"Hungry Are the Damned" in "Treehouse of Terror"