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• Don't worry about avoiding temptation -- as you grow older, it starts avoiding you.
  -- The Old Farmer's Almanac...
• Abe: Why are you people avoiding me? Does my withered face remind you of the grim specter of Death?
  Homer: [pause] Yes, but there's more. [sits down on the couch] Dad, I love you, but -- [angry] you're a weird, sore-headed old crank and nobody likes you!...
• May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid.
• It is never too late to be what you might have been. -- Farmer's Almanac, 1995
• As you grow older, you stand for more and fall for less.
• And if there is promise of a storm, if you want change in your life, walk in to it.
  If you get on the other side, you will be different....
• May you grow old disgracefully.