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• Good job! You have killed the flying dragon! The carcass smolders a a moment, then with a great blast disappears in a cloud of smoke!
• Young pigs grunt as as old pigs grunted before them. Danish Proverb
• When you're flying through the air, remember to roll when you hit the ground.
  -- Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence...
• I remember when people used to step outside a moment for a breath of fresh air.
  Now sometimes you have to step outside for days before you get it. -- Victor Borge...
• I hate discount stores. They're all deceptive. The way they advertise is misleading.
  I spotted a sign, three o'clock in the morning. This is what the sign said...
• You do not need a needle for ruptured pigs.
• Don't wrestle with pigs; you get dirty and they enjoy it.
• Never wrestle with pigs. You get dirty, and they enjoy it.
• The brighter you are, the more you have to learn. -- Don Herold