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• I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.
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  Marge: [growls] That's what we get for living in a state founded by circus freaks....
• You do not need a needle for ruptured pigs.
• EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW I LEARNED IN CORPORATE AMERICA Part 2 of 2 17.
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• If you drop the soap, is it dirty?
• Freeman's Extension: . . . but you can get everything dirty without getting anything clean.