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• A windy April is death to little pigs.
• Don't discount flying pigs before you have good air defense. -- jvh@clinet.FI
• They brag most of their ancestors who are unworthy of them. Danish Proverb
• Burns: You know, Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to the local orphanage.
  ..when pigs fly! [They laugh. The pig sails across the sky before them....
• Silver and gold make even pigs seem clean.
• S&L, Go To Hell, Clip the pigs wings!
• There's too many pigs for the tits. -- Abe Lincol
• You do not need a needle for ruptured pigs.
• Don't wrestle with pigs; you get dirty and they enjoy it.