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• These screamingly hilarious gogs ensure owners of X Ray Gogs to be the life of any party.
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• Director: OK, Fallout Boy origin scene, take 1 -- action!
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• The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.
• How many NHS hospital staff -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Six. One to diagnose the problem, one to take an X-ray, one to wheel in the replacement on a trolley, one to apply an anaesthetic, one to do the delicate operation, and one to examine the late bulb in a post-mortem....
• Edds's Law of Radiology: The colder the X-Ray table, the more of your body you are required to place on it.
• I'm sending over a hand. Maybe an arm will come later.
  Maybe a body will come with it. -- [On phone to the x-ray technician]...
• I'm using my X-RAY VISION to obtain a rare glimpse of the INNER WORKINGS of this POTATO!
  ! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• X-Ray Diffraction: An occupational disorder common among physicians, caused by reading X-ray pictures in darkened rooms for prolonged periods.
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